Gruntz

No. X Y Originally is What the Grunt acquirez, task(z) performed, last task
1 6 5 TimeBomber The Designer put him there.
Blowz up stuff (may get paid for his work).
Stepz on several Switchez of various typez .
Pickz up a GooberStraw and startz sucking.
Divez through Blue (BW) and maybe Red (RW) Wormholez.
Findz more TimeBombz and blowz up more stuff (may get paid some more).
Findz the Warpstone Piece (may get paid) and takez it to the King.
2 62 35 Shield The Designer put him there.
After a long wait, walkz three stepz to stand on a Green Hold Switch (GHS).
3 70 44 Bare-handed The Designer put him there.
Satisfiez a CheckPoint Switch (CPS).
After a long wait, walkz two stepz and pickz up a Magic Wand .
Divez through a BW .
Wavez his Magic Wand seven (or maybe eight) timez (and guzzlez bottlez of Zap Cola ) while practicing diving through Green Wormholez (GW).
After a long wait, may dive through a RW and get paid.
(He should step on a Blue Toggle Switch (BTS) and a Black One-Time Switch (BOTS) to really earn it.)
4 63 19 Bare-handed The Goo Well is filled, and the solver putz him there.
Takez a single step and pickz up a (useless) Shield .
Takez another step and makez himself useful on a GHS .