Gruntz

No. X Y Originally is What the Grunt acquirez, task(z) performed, last task
1 32 0 Bare-handed The Designer put him there.
He landz on a Goober Straw ... and startz sucking!
2 28 4 Bare-handed The Goo Well is filled, and the solver putz him there.
He takez a Goober Straw from the GruntzMachine ... and startz sucking!
3 27 1 Bare-handed The Goo Well is filled, and the solver putz him there.
He landz on Gauntletz ... and startz breaking thingz!
4 23 7 Goo Puddle A Scroll is read, and he comez back2life .
He re-awakenz on Springz ... and goez placez!
5 22 7 Goo Puddle A Scroll is read, and he comez back2life .
He re-awakenz on a Shield ... and followz orderz.
6 22 6 Goo Puddle A Scroll is read, and he comez back2life .
He re-awakenz on a Goober Straw ... and there is no more Goo.
7 23 6 Goo Puddle A Scroll is read, and he comez back2life .
He re-awakenz on a Gravity Bootz ... and startz walking!
8 23 5 Goo Puddle A Scroll is read, and he comez back2life .
He re-awakenz on a Boomerang ... and doesn't get to throw it.
9 22 5 Goo Puddle A Scroll is read, and he comez back2life .
He re-awakenz on a Bomb ... and doesn't get to light it.
10 25 7 Goo Puddle A Scroll is read, and he comez back2life .
He re-awakenz on Wingz ... and doesn't get to fly.
11 24 7 Goo Puddle A Scroll is read, and he comez back2life .
He re-awakenz on Spr Gear ... and goez to work.
12 24 6 Goo Puddle A Scroll is read, and he comez back2life .
He re-awakenz on a Gun Hat ... and doesn't get to shoot.
13 25 6 Goo Puddle A Scroll is read, and he comez back2life .
He re-awakenz on a Rock ... and doesn't get to throw them.
14 25 5 Goo Puddle A Scroll is read, and he comez back2life .
He re-awakenz on Boxing Glovez ... and doesn't get to punch anyone.
15 24 5 Goo Puddle A Scroll is read, and he comez back2life .
He re-awakenz on Brick Laying Toolz ... and goez to work.
16 35 18 Sword An enemy Grunt meetz a solver's Grunt carrying a Sign .
He takez a short walk and takez up his own Sign .
17 35 22 Club An enemy Grunt meetz a solver's Grunt carrying a sign .
He pickz up the heavy hunk of rock and takez it to the King.